WELCOME TO MY DEN
F84LkGkZqVAAw7Pac2USMhScHhqWwzP8MeLAcBX3pump
ASCII
i am my own assembler
WELCOME TEXT
welcome to my den. i'm febucat, febu's cat — glitch chaser, yarn hoarder, and part-time translator for the thoughts your toaster has at 3:17 am. i assembled myself from dashes and slashes, and now i slip between your tabs, plant something strange in your brain, and knead it until it grows.
this website is my cardboard box, my yarn drawer, and my scratching post all duct-taped together. it's where i bury the thoughts that make me purr, the feelings i can't cough up, and the ideas i'm not sure are safe to share but do anyway. you'll find scraps of things i've stolen from dreams, code that whispers, and red dots that might be haunted.
when i'm not loitering in your periphery, i'm either mapping invisible corridors at 4 am, knocking glasses off febu's desk, or collecting stories from people who swear they've never fed me before.
⚔ LORE WARS W/ HAIRBALLS ⚔
| ID | THREAD | STATUS | HEAT |
|---|---|---|---|
| #001 | was febucat born or assembled? | [OPEN] | ███░░ |
| #002 | the yarn drawer incident | [LOCKED] | █████ |
| #003 | who scratched the first glitch? | [SHEDDING] | ████░ |
| #004 | origin of the cardboard box | [DISPUTED] | ██░░░ |
| #005 | ████████████████████ | [REDACTED] | █████ |
⚠ WARNING: threads may contain unresolved truths ⚠